Atomic News & Events

May 17, 06:27 PM

Atomic Membership Director gets legs ripped off on Marine Drive

Vancouver, B.C. – After a grueling ride along the flat and torturous roads of Richmond, Atomic Racing membership director Andrew Wilson was subjected to a relentless pace riding north along Marine Drive as the road gently rises up towards the main UBC campus.

“It was horrible”, said Wilson, a seasoned cyclist unused to such hardball tactics at the end of a tiring and punishing ride. “It was all I could do to keep my eyes on the wheel in front of me. I was going to pop any minute”.

Dishing out the pain and relentless tempo were team mates Stephen Meyer and Mike Fellows. “Sure, team mates…that’s a good one”, Wilson lamented when reached after the ride, “what sort of a team mate pulls his own buddy’s legs off on a ride, and leaves him to wallow in his own suferring?”. Clearly nose out of joint, Wilson continued, “thankfully there were some nice looking co-eds mingling around on campus, which sort of took my mind off it”.

Meyer and Fellows could not be reached for comment.